There was this white, red-state Christian
going down from Oklahoma City to Dallas.
And he was pulled over by robbers who beat him up, stole his car and
left him half dead along the side of the freeway.
Now along came a presidential candidate, who
when he saw him, stopped his car, got out, made a speech about the need for
stronger penalties for criminals, then got back in his car and went on down the
freeway.
Then along came a televangelist who saw him,
stopped his car, got out preached a sermon on the need for seed faith to be
healed, then got back in his car and went on down the freeway.
But then a gay, black, Muslim, undocumented
alien came up to him, stopped, felt compassion, got out of his pickup, gave him
first aid, put him in his pickup and took him to the ER where he forked over 2
days' wages to get him taken care of, promising to settle in full when he
returned.
Which of these three, do you think, was a
neighbor to the guy who got mugged? Luke
10:30-36 (Bill's Loose Paraphrase).